Words of Wisdom by Ethan

Ethan was trying his best to be obnoxious and kept asking Jaycee the same thing over and over. Finally she said, "What part of NO do you not understand?" His reply, "Pretty much all of it."

Ethan was goofing around in the TV room downstairs while waiting to get in the shower.

Mike from his office, "Ethan, what are you doing out there?"

Ethan, "I'm naked, dizzy, and a little cold."